Professor: Gerber

	This is an image of a polar bear considering eating a very pointless table about cache efficiency.
	This is a picture of Hennesy being beheaded.
	This is a picture of someone murdering Tomasulo, whose algorithm is thoroughly inexplicable.
	This is a picture of the DLX chip, at the hands of which we suffered greatly, rising in the sky in place of the sun. It is obviously superior to the sun, because the sun doesn't have out-of-order instruction execution.
	This is a picture of Josh, the person who sat in our class, impaled on a stick in the sunset. He is also being hurt in other ways.
	In this classic drawing, Patterson (author of bad book) sticks his head up a polar bear's ass.
	Kill me now!
	This award is given to every thoroughly bad idea we are taught.
	Killroy was here.